Today we'll keep it to a few of the basics....
- "I don't care what <so-and-so>'s mother lets her do. When she's your mother, you can do it too. But as long as I'm your mother, the answer is NO!"
- On the subject of mini-skirts: “That one barely covers the waterfront!”
- After being pestered to let me taste the baking chocolate because I didn’t believe it wasn’t delicious: “I told you so.”
- "A little dirt never hurt anybody.”
- “That’s not nice.”
- “Time to rise and shine!” (generally followed by a growl from me when she pulled up the venetian blinds)
- and the unfailing "Because I'm the mother!!"